Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Jan decided to celebrate the change of the season with a brave new look from his baltic homeland. His nona or whatever sewed this up from scraps of other awful vests littering her village back in Sweden or Switzerland or wherever Boba Janni tends sheep or whatever. She also sent a giant block of choco-nut-loaf (seen here in tin foil) which I must say, was delicious, but required an entire glass of unpasturized buttermilk to with every bite.
Cousin Larry would be underwhelmed.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Ragusa lists uric acid as a major ingredient after sugar and cocoa.
Jan ate three blocks of these paralyzing nougat bars and now uses a skateboard to roll between his living room and the bathroom.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why does Jan keep trophies? Jan keeps trophies, you ask? See this wall? Turns out Jan has kept a momento from every girl he's ever dated / met / lured into his home. I find the retainer and shaving kit the most troubling.
Saturday, May 9, 2009

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Friday, April 24, 2009

In other news, the third Janzo poll has closed: Jan has Hepatitus and we're all very excited. There's still no immediate plan to replace his phone, so his new strategy has been to simply not use the phone. This makes things difficult, now that he's dating again! Lots to report.
Monday, April 20, 2009

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