When Jan was in school, being a starving would-be artist, he couldn't afford to stay in residence, so him and three friends took a lease on a nearby storage unit and pirated power from a light socket.

Jan has many things to not be proud of, but driving under the influence is near the top of his personal best of the worst. Simply enough, Jan had his car parked on a street and needed to move it to private parking while under the influence. He figured it would be simple enough, but nothing is ever simple in Jan's life. No one was hurt, but Jan would like to take the time to remind people that there is no such thing as being a "little too drunk to drive".

Why do killers take trophies? Keeping a souvenir, be it a jewelry or a lock of hair or a finger, helps them relive the fantasy of the crime. Police often look for these items at suspects homes; often something the victim was wearing at the time of the crime.

Why does Jan keep trophies? Jan keeps trophies, you ask? See this wall? Turns out Jan has kept a momento from every girl he's ever dated / met / lured into his home. I find the retainer and shaving kit the most troubling.

Okay sure, it's no sex tape, and I'm not ruling out the discovery of some long lost super awesome sex tape, but it's the best discovery I've come across since, well, the sex tape soundtrack he keeps in his washroom. Enjoy the horror that is, small town drunken rocker Jan. I never would have pegged him as a Sodom fan, but there you have it.

Any trip though Jan's apartment can be a fanciful event full of eye-opening surprises. Earlier this week, yours truly had a chance to be in his apartment when an unnamed third-party made a magical discovery. Jan had a copy of something called "Vintage Sex Songs", in his bathroom of all places. He also keeps a chair in his bathroom, for purposes unknown. Below is the first actual glimpse of Jan's living quarters caught on film.