JANZO

With apologies, Jan hasn't done much lately but sit at a desk and put on weight, but now with the summer upon him, he's getting a little more free time. Jan plus free time equals blog posts.

Jan decided to celebrate the change of the season with a brave new look from his baltic homeland. His nona or whatever sewed this up from scraps of other awful vests littering her village back in Sweden or Switzerland or wherever Boba Janni tends sheep or whatever. She also sent a giant block of choco-nut-loaf (seen here in tin foil) which I must say, was delicious, but required an entire glass of unpasturized buttermilk to with every bite.

Cousin Larry would be underwhelmed.