I have a private plea from Jan. Last night he was again forced to use a public payphone in light of the loss of his cell phone, and a prostitute - possibly a transexual based on the description - ran up and assaulted him with a kind of running dry-hump. He's fine, but he's shaken and his dignity took a hit, and he needs your help. If every one of you clicked on one of his sponsor ads, we might be able to get poor Jan his life back in order.
Although not sanctioned or commissioned by him, welcome to Jan's Official Fan Site.
This blog offers you the solace and comfort that only perspective gives as your gingerly prance through the oft-times graceless schadenfreudic adventure (def:pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others) of a man, a working stiff, chained to a computer; looking for a little love, and lot of understanding.
Aww... XD I dry hump people too XD! (Well friends only) XD! I like to XD!
ReplyDelete*Huggles* =3 I <3 Jan =D ;)